![]() ![]() Loki: Well, what difference does it make?Ĭasey: I wanna know exactly what I’m being threatened with before I comply. Loki: How do you now know what a fish is?Ĭasey: I’ve lived my entire life behind a desk. Loki: Give me the Tesseract or I’ll gut you like a fish, Casey! Loki: What if I was a robot and I didn’t know it?Ĭlerk: The machine would melt you from the inside out. Loki: What? To my knowledge? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?Ĭlerk: Thank you for your confirmation. Loki: You know, things didn’t turn out so well for the last person who said that to me.Ĭlerk: Please sign to verify this is everything you’ve ever said.Ĭlerk: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many creatures call a soul. Mobius: It’s funny…for someone born to rule, you sure do lose a lot. Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? Absolutely not. Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. Loki: Guilty of being the God of Mischief? Yes. Judge Renslayer: Are you guilty or not, Sir? Judge Renslayer: It’s not your story, Mr. Loki: You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends! Loki: I am gonna burn this place to the ground! Loki: Is this an infinity stone? How do you have this? Loki: I live within whatever path I choose! Mobius: You’ve always lived within your set path. Settle in, sharpen your pencils, and check this out! – Miss Minutes Welcome to the Time Variance Authority! I’m Miss Minutes and it’s my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes. All so that others can achieve the best versions of themselves. You were born to cause pain and suffering and death. So if you don’t mind, this is actually your last chance. It’s been a very long day and I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armored suits telling me what to do. On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline. Time keepers? The sacred timeline? Who actually believes this bunkum? – Loki to Miss Minutes Don’t hesitate to let us know how we’re doing! – Miss Minutes I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose. ![]() Exciting, isn’t it?Ībsolutely not! This is fine Asgardian leather! – Loki One thing’s for certain, this episode neither disappoints nor lacks in action. Who’s that? You’ll have to watch to find out! Loki’s escape isn’t long-lived, as he’s quickly caught by the Time Variance Authority, aka TVA. Our favorite God of Mischief is back and he’s causing trouble once again – because what else would he be doing? Well, you’re in luck because his self-titled series kicks off with the answer to this very question! All Rights Reserved.ĭid you ever wonder where Loki was off to when he stole the Tesseract in Avengers: Endgame? ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |